funny joke from my dad

So my dad works for the canadian government. That means a couple of things, he has a dope benefits package and he gets awesome emails forwarded to him ALL day. He filters through the junk and sends me the winners. Below is one of those winners.

THE CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, Slim, & Tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

I was going to find a picture that could go with this joke but for the sake of some young readers I'll spare it.